PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And th